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What I really want to know - Her Most Regal Majesty, the Queen of Snark
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What I really want to know
If you woke up stark bollock naked and lashed to the roof of the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, while I was attaching crocodile clips wired to an enormous van der Graff generator to your nipples, what would be your first thought?
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robinbloke From: robinbloke Date: February 14th, 2005 12:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think the words "Holy f**k" would march into my brain.
sion_a From: sion_a Date: February 14th, 2005 12:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
"How do I know this is the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, if I'm lashed to its roof stark bollock naked?"
purpleheather From: purpleheather Date: February 14th, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Surely there would be a large neon sign, flickering as the van der graaf generator sucked power from the system...?
secretrebel From: secretrebel Date: February 14th, 2005 12:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm obviously still dreaming. Now where did those cute elves go?
vyvyan From: vyvyan Date: February 14th, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Gosh. I never realised you were into this sort of thing.
ukmonty From: ukmonty Date: February 14th, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Spam? Why the hell wopuld I want to eat that......
omentide From: omentide Date: February 14th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
It appears that I will be late for work again... And who's going to feed the fish. Ouch.
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lanfykins From: lanfykins Date: February 14th, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
'Oh for fuck's sake, can't I get a lie in just once in my life?!'
emperor From: emperor Date: February 14th, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
I *must* stop drinking so much at the Calling!
borusa From: borusa Date: February 14th, 2005 12:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've always wanted a van der graaf generator.
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senji From: senji Date: February 14th, 2005 12:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Wha'?"
crazyscot From: crazyscot Date: February 14th, 2005 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cor, 's a bit exposed up here, innit? ... quickly followed by ... Gosh, I wonder what I did to deserve this.
From: ex_lark_asc Date: February 14th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
"I'm never drinking tequila again", probably..
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