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Every day lemmings become more like chain letters. - Her Most Regal Majesty, the Queen of Snark
void where prohibited, except by law
sesquipedality
sesquipedality
Every day lemmings become more like chain letters.
Post this sentence in your Livejournal, or a kitten will die.
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robinbloke From: robinbloke Date: December 8th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
If we post it backwards will more die?
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: December 8th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, you could try it.
_nicolai_ From: _nicolai_ Date: December 8th, 2005 06:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
No, but they do become possessed by the devil.
robinbloke From: robinbloke Date: December 8th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Devil kitties!

Awwww
metame From: metame Date: December 8th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
But if you expect at least one of the people who reads your journal not to post it on their one then posting it will kill more kittens! And then the children will surely starve! Woe!
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: December 8th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah. Life sucks sometimes, doesn't it?
gnimmel From: gnimmel Date: December 8th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
And then the children will surely starve!
Not if they eat kittens.

(well, not if they eat kittens but are having trouble catching the buggers, anyway)
sion_a From: sion_a Date: December 8th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
But it doesn't say that you have to make the post in your Livejournal readable. Simply make it private, then you save your kitten and dead-end the chain.
purpleheather From: purpleheather Date: December 8th, 2005 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lemming, lemming, lemming, lemming, kittens!
lnr From: lnr Date: December 8th, 2005 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh look, a dead kitten.
davywavy From: davywavy Date: December 8th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh.
ewx From: ewx Date: December 8th, 2005 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
jo_english_bint From: jo_english_bint Date: December 8th, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
As long as it is none of your kittens......
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