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Shiny new tech toys - Her Most Regal Majesty, the Queen of Snark
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Shiny new tech toys
Today would appear to be a red letter day for shiny new tech. l am united with the tablet PC, which I am now using to write this journal entry. It is truly funky. The tablet is completely silent, and I'm sitting here with it in my lap writing away as if it were an A4 notepad. The computer is then translating my unruly scrawl into the words you see in the screen in front of you.

Obviously it isn't word perfect but all things considered, it's doing pretty damn well as anyone who has seen my awful handwriting will doubtless be able to testify.

Also today I took delivery of a new phone, a clamshell one. Hopefully my days of randomly phoning people for no reason whatsoever are now a thing of the past. I'd wanted to get a PDA phone, but with the P910 only just available, the technology has a way to go before its mature and thus affordable. However, the T68i was getting very infuriating, so the. Z600 seemed like a good compromise.

Doubtless all this pointless wiffle about phone models is more excitement than you can bear. In fact I bet you've stopped reading by now. I could say anything here, and you'd never notice, would you? Yesterday, for example I fellated the Pope whilst he listened to Gangsta rap in return for which he gave me exclusive access to his extensive collection of midget porn, hitherto unseen outside the Vatican.

Erm, yes, what was I saying again?
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evilmomlady From: evilmomlady Date: September 25th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
yay for shiny tech toys
karohemd From: karohemd Date: September 25th, 2004 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cool!

Liar! I doubt that he'd be able to get it up and if only let catholic schoolgirls do it, not some heathen witch like you. ;oP
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: September 25th, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are you unaware of my Catholic schoolgirl credentials then? Of course, I went to a Protestant school but it technically counts, doesn't it?
karohemd From: karohemd Date: September 25th, 2004 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
I do apologise. :o)
whethergal From: whethergal Date: September 25th, 2004 08:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Unfortunately no. We Real Catholic Schoolgirls are specially trained in such things. Skirt wear, genuine genuflection, and Pope fellatio are just a number of things on the curriculum of an average RCS.

But I'm sure you could give it a good try. ;D
From: housellama Date: September 25th, 2004 11:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Boggle*

Katie, the idea of you as a CSG boggles the mind.

And let's not even START of the whole fellating the Pope thing. I mean, going down on a nun, maybe. If she was a really attractive nun, who had taken a vow of silence so that the Tigger wouldn't kill you...

*grins, sticks out tongue, runs like hell*

-Tug
simont From: simont Date: September 26th, 2004 04:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Yesterday, for example I fellated the Pope whilst he listened to Gangsta rap

Ah, but did he wear rubber?
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: September 26th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Nope, and the only milk around was past it's sell by date.
keirf From: keirf Date: September 26th, 2004 05:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Yesterday, for example I fellated the Pope whilst he listened to Gangsta rap in return for which he gave me exclusive access to his extensive collection of midget porn, hitherto unseen outside the Vatican.

Illuminati!
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: September 26th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm sorry, did you just say fnord?
rysmiel From: rysmiel Date: September 27th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Illuminati!

Keeping their face in a jar by the door ?
ewx From: ewx Date: September 27th, 2004 07:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bah, and he promised me the first look at the midget pr0n.
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