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You must all suffer - Her Most Regal Majesty, the Queen of Snark
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You must all suffer
For 20 years Polynesian Pete the treasure hunter had been tracking the lost treasure of the legendary pirate Steelbeard. Finally, he had located the fearsome bucanneer's secret treasure island. Unable to contain his excitement he broke the seals on Steelbeard's treasure chest only to find that it was full of lumps of a worthless gold crystaline mineral; fool's gold.

"What an idiot I've been," cried the destitute Pete. "I should have realised that Steelbeard would have to be an Iron Pyrate."
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crocodilewings From: crocodilewings Date: August 17th, 2005 01:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Why are pirates pirates?
wimble From: wimble Date: August 17th, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
They just Ahhrrrrr!
crocodilewings From: crocodilewings Date: August 17th, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Congratulations, good sir. We're both going to Hell.
karohemd From: karohemd Date: August 17th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
nikkita422 From: nikkita422 Date: August 17th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
*groan*huggles* miss ya. coming over in december. hope to see you. ;)
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: August 17th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Would love to. Let me know when you're coming.
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