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Erm, yes - Her Most Regal Majesty, the Queen of Snark
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sesquipedality
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Erm, yes
Displayed on my Instant Message client when I returned from work today:

[09:41] silver_stud3: its a saturday afternoon i come home from the mall an it seems like no one else is home so i go to walk upstairs when i suddenly hear noises coming from the living room i turn around an see the door is slightly open so i go to take a look when i look in i see you there on the couch your right hand hand between your legs an left hand playing with your left breast i know i should'nt be watching but i jus cant pull myself away i see that your eyes are closed so i quietly walk in an kneel in front of you leaning down between your legs pulling your hand away from your juicy wet pussy as i open my mouth sliding my tongue inside you moving it around slowly while i softly suck on the outside i stop for a second an say hi sis then go back down moving my tongue faster an sucking a little harder.....
[09:41] *** Auto-response sent to silver_stud3: I am currently away from the computer.

Where do I find these people? Or rather where do they find me? I used to list 'roleplaying' as an interest on my Yahoo! profile until I realised how badly that could be misinterpreted. These days, however, there's no excuse.

On the plus side this has now reminded me of the fantastic Instant Messaging scene in Closer. The film is worth seeing for that alone (although I understand that oddly some people prefer the bit where Natalie Portman does a strip tease).
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brinker From: brinker Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Uhm... yeah... what a wonderful thing to come home to.

Rolls eyes.

There's gotta be some creative response that would frighten him away. But I'm not sure I want to think about it atm.
liriselei From: liriselei Date: June 23rd, 2006 11:00 am (UTC) (Link)
i'm reminded of this Queen of Wands strip
From: pir Date: June 23rd, 2006 12:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I liked Closer for the stripping and the silly IM scene, amongst other things :)
ewx From: ewx Date: June 23rd, 2006 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Explain that your friend Bubba would like to meet him.
rysmiel From: rysmiel Date: June 26th, 2006 11:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Yuck. My sympathies fwiw.

You have me curious to see Closer after all; I did not see it because a) it looked like it was working form axioms about human interaction that are both mendacious and toxic, and b) I had just read John Barne's Timeline Wars trilogy, and the villains in that are called Closers and are really very unpleasant indeed.
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: June 27th, 2006 10:04 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure about axioms, but few of the characters come out as commendable. They all seemed pretty realistic to me though. It's also a good example of how to film a play in a way that is both theatrical and cinematic. I liked it.
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