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How come if someone buys pizza before brutally stabbing several innocent people, no-one ever tries to blame the pizza?
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keirf From: keirf Date: March 31st, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pizzas have neither the mental capacity nor the physical dexterity to commit murder, so they are unlikely suspects?
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: March 31st, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
You might say the same about computer games.
omentide From: omentide Date: March 31st, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
How about if the pizza contains food additives which have numbers where their names should be?
pjc50 From: pjc50 Date: April 1st, 2008 09:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Because people have eaten pizza themselves and found it not to be harmful, whereas that's not generally true of (e.g) computer games ..
undyingking From: undyingking Date: April 1st, 2008 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
They might do if it was a pizza with extra death, murder and spicy butchery please.
sesquipedality From: sesquipedality Date: April 1st, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now you're making me hungry.
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